Tuesday, July 29, 2008

so can u read between de lines ??

Impact of people around us ,on our lives is more that what it seems ! At times they can make or break a situation ! Now depending on the state of affairs & its importance to us , these people impact our lives in a significant way !
now I am not some philosopher or psychiatrist but since I got no work at the moment ,Here s an attempt to broadly classify people up (& de basis wud be -how well they can comprehend situations )

People who can read between the lines –nice , intelligent , N trouble-free ppl ! dey get wat you want to say, even when things are not put explicitly
If such ppl r friends or colleagues den congrats !
You will have one of the most comfortable time wid them, as the reception of wat is said, is widout any distortion & so no hassles at all !

Next come -
People who cannot read between the lines !-Awww …..dese people are the ones who deserve a lil sympathy ! poor fellows dey just cant comprehend a situation !

So shud you be ever caught up in a situation where you are desperately trying to avoid someone by giving a one of those fake excuses , like
Err…I wish I could join you , but we got a really imp work to finish !
Err…she is not feeling well…so I gotta drop her home…mayb some other time :P

And if de person whose suppose to give you dat extra cover , falls in “Can t Read Between The lines” Slot, u r in a hitch !
dis fellow gives u a totally bedazzled look or wears such a huge question mark on his face, that it all starts to look fabricated & ofcos your plan is flaked !
so you need a lil more effort to get across wat you want !
N they are like useless in situations , but den they do no Harm !

N here comes the ones that are de cause of some major grievances !
De deadliest of the species –

People who read wats NOT between the lines- well god help you if u got any from dis set to deal wid !
Yeah not only they fail miserably to grasp the situation, but oh! they use their fantastic power of imagination to screw things up more !
These people can never be anybody ‘s cover ofcos , again attributed to their tremendous power of understanding !

N dats not all … de misery doesn end here !
everything you say or do around them will be scrutinized !
They will be as inquisitive as our CSI Miami guys , they will stretch matters lik de mozzarella cheese on your pizza !
Den they will collect the facts & process it with their stupid pervert ideas !
& in the end they will blow things out of proportion too…which ofcos will be a publicity stunt ,yet another affirmation to the Attention Seeking syndrome or de MPD (Multiple Personality disorder ), they suffer from !

So ofcos having to deal wid dem you wud need immense amount of perseverance !
Your efforts to get across your points will be fruitless , so don even try !
N if u r lik majorly involved wid them in any way den there mit be times wen you wud contemplate suicide !(LOl)…

Understanding this taxonomy was a rather simple affair I , but implementing the logic that is drawn here ,is difficult !
Cos we dont choose the people we come across, dont pick our friends dont pick our foes !
Things just happen ,
But when the time comes , I guess we all learn how to deal wid it ! J

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Grumpy Grouchy yet Grateful Me !

Music ! yeah everybody likes music I guess, but to me it means a lot more !
It isn’t jus to pass time, it isn’t jus wat I pursue at leisure , but dese days its something I strive on !

Work or No work –I have my headphones on almost all the time in office ,so that’s lik 10 hours ~well 5-6 to be realistic !
Den On net I spend a significant time downloading songs & luking for lyrics !
N every nite also ,I listen to music n den eventually fall asleep !

So wen some crook managed to rob me of my only happiness in life ,by stealing my headphones ,I was more dan sad !
I made some efforts in hope to procure my headphones lik –asked my friends around if dis was one of their stupid pranks,
Mailed the corporate services female & also spoke to her in person about it ,which wasn’t any good except for it restated the fact as to how totally useless, hopeless & ineffective dese corporate services people are ..
(N yeah I ended de sentence in preposition but m grouchy at the moment N i aint at harvard! )

I went to a mobile store yesterde only to find out dat the original nokia headphones are gonna cost me a fortune …1000bucks (****** **** some more swearing at the fellow who stole my headphones !)
De mobile store guy was also out of the local ones (which cost much less), so now I wud have to go to MG road N get dem !
Hatt !!!! another day widout music !

But dis post is actually to express my gratitude towards ????
Well…
Thanx to De guy who sits nex to me !
well he isn’t actually into the same kinda music dat I am, but we do share de same taste in many bollywood songs …N
he is de one who got me the title track of ROCK ON , which is absolutely awesome !

Thanx to my friend , who let me borrow his head phones, using which I am listening to dis number !(More on dis song in the next post :P)

Thanx to my leads who haven’t given me any new tasks to be completed by the EOD !

N Thanx to all de people around me , who are able to mind their own business & are providing me the right ambience !